I hate playdates.
I hate dirty diapers.
I hate cleaning other people's toilets.
I hate snowpants, snow boots and winter jackets.
I hate picking kids up at school.
I hate cooking for a family of four.
I hate doing their dishes.
I hate being woken up at 7am because of screaming.
I hate fighting with children because they fought with one another.
I hate trying to figure out why the younger kid has a nosebleed.
I hate Teletubbies and Blue's Clues.
I hate everything about this crappy job.

And it's even making me doubt whether I want to be a mother.